Brittain

This game is a brainchild of the Martin Agency Kitchen. The way we came up with it makes about as much sense as Florida.

GAME SETUP

Start by placing your character on a corner of the board.

Roll the dice and move from space to space, collecting tokens along the way.

The first player to drink from the Fountain of Youth wins.

THE CHARACTERS

Each character has a type of token to collect. Tourists collect souvenirs. Spring Breakers collect drinks. Tallanasties collect junk. Retirees collect pills.

THE OBSTACLES

The road to immortality is paved with rabid dolphins.

CONFUSED?

If you think something doesn't make sense, you're probably right.

The final rule of the Florida game is that you can make up your own rules.

Copy by Allison Murphy and Camille Trent, who listened patiently while I explained what it's like to live in a state that can't be explained.