Hi, I’m Brittain. That's my eye ball on the left.

Friends call me Bessy. Or Grandma. Or just “B".

I grew up in Florida, where I swam with manatees and water skied. I don't think I have the upper body strength for that any more.

My alter ego is a fat mermaid.

A few years ago, I made this video of my sister on a trip to Southeast Asia. She’s still dizzy.

I live in New York, where I’m on a crusade to try every novelty ice cream shop in the city.


brittain.mcneel@gmail.com
813 • 545 • 4633